Oh hell yes, I did just flip you off!

I hate driving in my hometown. It absolutely sux(!)worse than it did all those years ago when I was learning how to drive here. I guess I'm just far too used to the way we drive out where I live now. And yes, if you where the guy driving the white delivery van down Southmore in Pasadena this afternoon, not only did I flip you off I uttered a few vile remarks about your obvious lack of upbringing. There is a reason that your van looks like it's got a bad case of Bondo-pox and my car is in excellent condition and is getting me everywhere I need to go even though she has just had her tenth birthday, I'm a better driver than you!!!! So pull your thumb out of your backside and learn to use your f-ing mirrors!