Will you please just shut the fuck up?
This morning I just really don't want to hear it. My holiday weekend didn't exactly go the way I wanted it to either, so let's not play the game of "Mine was WAY worse than yours", ok, because I'm just not in the mood for it.
You were sick all weekend?
Well, that's too bad. Maybe if you would lay off the beer and cigarettes a little, you wouldn't feel so bad.
You spent your whole paycheck paying bills and now you're broke?
But I see you've got a new haircut and highlight job. Oh, did you manage to cover that hot check before it hit your account a second time?
Your kids dropped their kids off at your house on Friday night and still haven't come back after them, and you just don't know what you're going to do?
Why don't you call your mom and ask her what she used to do in this situation?
Homosexuality is a sin? the Bible says so?
First off, the Bible is an inanimate object, it doesn't say a fucking thing.
Second off, aren't you glad the Bible has no verses that prohibit stupidity?
Tuesday, January 20, 2004
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