Wednesday, February 11, 2004

Check this, bitch.

Look folks, the word is bitch, B- I- T- C- H. It's always been bitch, it'll always be bitch.

Please do not call me a beotch, a bat-ch, beaotch. These bastardizations of the word make you sound like a recent immigrant or someone who rode the short school bus until you learned to control your body functions and those in control finally deemed you ready for the public school system.

It's BITCH.

Son of a bitch, bitch you better watch your back, I'm gonna make you my bitch.....

Beo-tch, or whatever the hell you hollered out the car window just doesn't have the same effect as "bitch!" even though you made the illegal turn into a pedestrian crosswalk when the light changed.

The word is bitch.

Maybe you should go to the carwash now and see if they can get that vanilla milkshake out of your upholstery.