This is not what I signed on for.

My co-worker is jabbering at me like a mother-fucking monkey on crank, about absolutely nothing.

My hands are cramping like hell.

My car pool is going to be running "just about an hour and a half late, you don't have to be anywhere until 7:00, right?"

You got the exact same invitation I did and it states to be there at 6:30.

Of course whenever we go someplace together, we are never on time. Anybody with half a brain would know that we won't be on time this time, but hey, I'm a dumbass.

Just shoot me.